Dave Chappelle as Rick James and Prince – Video incl Quotes

Dave Chappelle Rick James Quotes
“I’m Rick James, bitch!”, spoken numerous times by Dave Chappelle playing the character of Rick James.
“I’m one of the baddest motherfuckers of all time, one of the best singers and one of the best looking motherfuckers you’ve ever seen. Hold my drink, bitch.”, spoken by Chappelle as James, in a moment of self-aggrandizement.
“He was mad niggerish man, which was right up my alley.”, spoken by Charlie Murphy, describing the “niggerish” (i.e., thuggish or “street”) comportment of James.
“It’s a celebration, bitches!”, spoken by Chappelle as James during a party at Studio 54.
“I’m sorry, Charlie Murphy, it was an accident. I was having too much fun. I offer you a truce. The stickiest of the icky. You want to smoke with the old boy Rick James?”, spoken by Chappelle as James trying to make peace with Murphy after a fight.
“Dance to the music you ugly motherfuckers”
“What am I gonna do about my legs Charlie Murphy”
“I wish I had more hands, so I could give those titties, four thumbs down!”
“Now that you mention it, I think I’m bleeding inside my chest. But I got the medicine. Bitch! Come over here and have sex with Charlie Murphy.”, spoken by Chappelle as James in an effort to commiserate with Murphy and salvage their friendship through sexual intercourse with groupies.
“Cocaine is a hell of a drug.”, spoken by the real-life Rick James.
“Fuck yo couch, nigga, buy a new one you rich motherfucker!”, spoken by Chappelle as James while intentionally destroying Murphy’s brother’s newly purchased suede couch with his muddy boots.
“See, I never just did things just to do them. Come on, what am I gonna do? Just all of a sudden jump up and grind my feet on somebody’s couch like it’s something to do? Come on. I had a little more sense than that. [short pause] Yeah, I remember grinding my feet on Eddie’s couch.”, spoken by the real life Rick James in an abortive attempt to deny ruining the couch. This was looped back and repeated to increase hilarity.
“You darkness!– you black!– late night, evil mothafuckers! Black magic!– DARKNESS! … You raw … darkness… you… delirious… mothafuckas! … You were cold as ice!”, spoken by Chappelle as James while receiving a beating to his lower body from the Murphy brothers, in response to his ruining their couch.
“They shoulda never gave you niggas money! You don’t know how to appreciate shit! You know you can get another couch! What am I gonna do about my legs, Eddie Murphy?”, spoken by Chappelle as James while dragging himself away after receiving the above beating.
“He’s a habitual line-stepper.”, spoken by Murphy in describing Rick James’ out-of-control behavior.
“Drink up! Be merry! Welcome to the China Club: A-CHANGA-CHUNG-CHANG-A-CHANGA-CHANGA-CHUNG-CHUNG-CHANG!”, spoken by Chappelle as James.

“What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!”, spoken by Chappelle as James, and followed by a slap across Murphy’s face.
“You don’t slap a man. Ok. I mean, even when slapping was fashionable, ya know, they did it in Paris, some guy would come up: WHAP PAP, ‘I challenge you to a duel.’ They would have a gunfight after that — somebody had to go!”, spoken by Murphy after receiving the above slap.
“I wish I had more hands… so I could give those titties four thumbs down.”, spoken by Chappelle as James, when faced with what he evaluated to be less than ideal examples of the female anatomy.
“The milk’s gone bad, Charlie Murphy!”, again by Chappelle as James, commenting on the above females’ endowments for Murphy’s benefit.

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